laurelhach:

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

weather:

gitananocturna:

pwoosh:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.

(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

YES

Forever reblog

Squaaaad

mellarkish:

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,

shitiseeontwitter:

This is so me 😂😂

snorlaxatives:

me in the club